And my life flew by in a alpha-wave sedated flash.

"Television: A medium. So called because
it is neither rare nor well done."

-- Ernie Kovacs

It wasn't until my life became more interesting that I realized the amazing sacrifice I was making for the sake of The Cosby Show.

See, the real problem with television is that there is such good programming in there, nestled amongst all the tripe. It makes you laugh, it entertains you, sometimes it even makes you think.

"I find television very educating.
Every time somebody turns on the set,
I go into the other room and read a book."

-- Groucho Marx