On 6/10/2003 my shoulder was bugging me, so I decided to take a bath
the next day to relax it.
That never happened.
I got a DVD ready for my portable DVD player, and made a plate of
Heuvos Rancheros (yummm..).
I have a wood board that I put across the tub like a table. I had
everything ready, and I was stepping out of the tub to get something,
into a small spot between the sink and this board.
On my way down, I had the premonition that I was going to slip.
I was right.
My feet freakin' flew out from under me, and I came crashing down
onto the board will the full weight of my body, and managed to rip
open a gash from my ass all the way to my nipple (hey, that should
pick up some porn searches on google.. ;).
And it damn hurt like freakin' rabid monkeys eating my flesh with broken teeth.
Ouch.
I do not recommend that you try this at home.
