We went to go see "Paw Patrol: The Movie" in the theaters, and this would have almost been Timmy's first movie theater, except for the fact that he's seen a movie at the Bijou at Burning Man, and also he didn't watch the whole movie because, for reasons unknown, the geniuses behind Paw Patrol decide to make a movie that was too scary for their market demographic. We went with three of Timmy's classmates, and three out of the four kids were out of the theater crying and/or screaming within 15 minutes. Two thumbs down.