Needed:  Audience plant & ice crem
	Borrow red passport
	Agent outfit (hat/glasses/overcoat/fake mustache)

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Start with computerized voice of "Hello, my name is" while lip-syncing into Mic,
then clear throat and continue on:

As I was saying, I am a member of Team Mission Impossible.

This is our Mission Debriefing

Before we begin, Agent Special K, have you verified that
everyone has Red Level Security Clearance?  [Hold up red week two passport]

[Kyle nods his head]

Good.

Many of you may wonder what TMI is about.  Herrang Dance Camp is the biggest
swing dance camp in the world, and the amount of work that goes into it's
organization and construction is staggering.  Because of this, there are
often jobs and problems that fall between the cracks.  Solving those problems
is our mission.

You may wonder who is a member of TMI.  Some of the agents work at the
TMI HQ right outside, some of the agents are camp volunteers, and some
of the agents are dancers.  Any of you may turn out to be, at any time,
an agent for TMI.

To give you an idea of what kinds of things we handle, here is a shortened
list of some of the missions we've solved.


*	Ran bike shop for the first two days of camp, as well as opening
	the new 24 hour bike return service

* Create a sand beach for Friday party
	(Cleanup of beach was not considered impossible and left to other workers)

*	Fixing Lennart's car.  It was leaking gasoline, and the fix
		is untested, so if you see Lennart driving around, we suggest
		that you take cover

*	Helped a woman get the keys out of her locked van.
	We did not verify her identity, so if you are missing a dark blue 1993 VW Vanagon, please let us know.

* Class 19 for Boogie Woogie Intermediate in the MORNING
	Lots of agent training and exercises at the, uh,.. beach.  Juice was provided.

* Missing Persons
	We have a missing person we are trying to find.  One of our Police Sketch
	Artists has drawn this sketch based on the description.
	[Show 'police artist' sketch]
	If you are here, then there was a woman who worked for the same organization
	was surprised to see a fellow worker here.  Unfortunately she has left the
	camp and we do not have her contact information,...
	so I guess she says hi.
	Mission accomplished.

Do you have any questions?

[Plant in audience raises her hand]

Plant: "I want to have ice cream in the ice cream parlor but I'm allergic
	to milk...."

You may not be aware that the Ice Cream Parlor has non-dairy ice cream
options.  [snap fingers]

[Kyle produces bowl of ice cream from inside overcoat and hands to plant.]

	Mission accomplished

If you have any missions you need solved, or if you would like to help
solve some missions, talk to us at HQ.  Do not be surprised if you end
up discovering that you are also a member of TMI.